What's up, speedrunning community! If you're anything like me, you live for those mind-blowing runs and record-breaking achievements in Minecraft. But let's be real, sometimes the most entertaining content isn't the perfect execution, but the hilariously *failed* attempts – especially the ones that are clearly faked! I've been diving deep into the wild west of submitted runs, and I've unearthed some absolute gems that are so bad, they're good. We're talking about the kind of fake speedruns that make you question humanity, yet you can't stop watching.
This exploration into the absurd world of fabricated
speedrun attempts, particularly within the 1.17 update of Minecraft, has been an eye-opener. You might have stumbled upon videos with titles like "The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft SPEEDRUNS..." or perhaps "Hilariously FAKE Minecraft Speedruns..." and "These are the FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns..." They all point to the same kind of content: the glorious failure of legitimate
speedrunning. It even rivals the style of content seen from channels like Linus Studios with their "The Most HILARIOUS, The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns..." and "Minecraft's The FUNNIEST FAKE or Speedrun Speedruns..." It’s a rabbit hole of epic proportions, and I’m here to guide you through it.
Fake Minecraft Speedrun #1: The Glitchy Gambit
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This first entry is a masterclass in how *not* to fake a speedrun. The player attempts a standard 1.17
speedrun, but the execution is, to put it mildly, questionable. We're talking about suspicious jumps that defy physics, inventory management that seems to happen instantaneously, and a blatant disregard for common
gaming mechanics. The entire run feels like it was edited together with scissors and glue, missing any semblance of genuine gameplay.
One of the most egregious moments involves a supposed nether portal setup that appears out of nowhere, bypassing the usual obsidian gathering and flint-and-steel requirements. It’s the kind of shortcut that screams "I didn't want to farm for 20 minutes." Then there's the dragon fight – a chaotic mess of missing hits and instant kills that feel more like a command executed in the console than a legitimate battle. In my experience, even the most skilled speedrunners have moments of struggle, but this was beyond struggle; it was a complete fabrication.
The sheer audacity to submit something so obviously faked is what makes it hilarious. It's a testament to the creativity of deception!
This run's submission to platforms like
speedrun.com (or any other leaderboard) would be instantly flagged by any seasoned moderator. The timing is off, the visual cues are wrong, and the player’s reactions are eerily calm, even when things should be intensely stressful. It’s a perfect example of someone trying to chase a
WR without putting in the actual work.
Fake Minecraft Speedrun #2: The Unbelievable RNG
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If the first run was about blatant editing and impossible feats, this second submission leans heavily into the "luck" factor – an unbelievably lucky one. The player claims to have achieved their
PB through sheer force of will and maybe a little divine intervention. However, the stars aligned a little *too* perfectly. We’re talking about finding a woodland mansion within minutes of spawning, stumbling upon perfectly enchanted diamond gear in the first few chests, and obtaining every single item needed for the end-game in what feels like a single game tick.
The RNG in Minecraft is famously fickle, and while some players have incredible luck, this run showcases a level of fortune that borders on the impossible. Did they get the *exact* seed with a village right next to their spawn point, containing a blacksmith with all the necessary armor and weapons? Did every Enderman drop pearls on their first try? Did the bastions in the Nether yield all the blaze rods and magma cream they needed instantly? It strains credulity.
This run is a prime example of how fakers try to mask their deception with exaggerated claims of 'good RNG', which is a classic speedrunning trope.
What makes this particularly amusing is the player's commentary, which attempts to justify the improbable events. They’ll often use phrases like "just gotta get lucky!" or "the RNG gods were on my side today!" while you, the viewer, are mentally checking off the dozens of things that would have to go right. It’s a different kind of fake than the first one, but equally entertaining for its sheer absurdity. This type of submission highlights the importance of community scrutiny in the
speedrunning world.
Why Do People Submit Fake Speedruns?
The motivation behind creating and submitting fake
speedrun videos can vary, but a few common themes emerge:
- Desire for Fame/Attention: Some individuals crave the recognition that comes with achieving a world record or a personal best (PB). Faking a run is a shortcut to that perceived glory.
- Chasing Monetization: Content creators might fake runs to generate viral videos, attracting views and ad revenue without the arduous process of actual practice.
- Pranks/Meme Culture: In some cases, faking runs is done purely for comedic effect, to create memes or entertain viewers with the sheer silliness of the deception. This often falls into the category of "funny fake speedruns."
- Lack of Skill/Patience: Learning the intricate strategies and spending countless hours practicing takes dedication. Some might not possess the skill or patience and resort to faking as a result.
How to Spot a Fake Speedrun
As a veteran of the
gaming scene and a student of the
speedrunning meta, I've picked up on a few tells that often indicate a fake run. Keep an eye out for these red flags:
- Impossible Glitches or Skips: If a player performs a glitch that has never been documented or seen before, especially one that saves a significant amount of time, be skeptical.
- Suspiciously Perfect RNG: As discussed, if every random event goes exactly as planned with no deviation, it's highly suspect.
- Abrupt Editing or Cutoffs: Look for sudden jumps in gameplay, missing segments, or moments where the player seems to teleport or instantly switch locations.
- Unnatural Player Input: Sometimes, the mouse movements or keyboard inputs look robotic or unnaturally precise, suggesting manipulation.
- Lack of Commentary or Strange Reactions: Genuine speedrunners often have very distinct reactions to good or bad RNG. A lack of genuine emotion or overly calm demeanor during critical moments can be a sign.
- Verification Issues: Most legitimate speedrun platforms require video proof. If the video quality is poor, heavily edited, or lacks essential elements like a timer or game display, it's a warning sign.
While these funny fake
speedruns can be entertaining, they also pose a challenge to the integrity of the
speedrunning community. Legitimate runners dedicate immense time and effort to achieve their goals, and fake submissions can devalue their accomplishments.
However, the community is generally adept at identifying and calling out these fakes. Platforms have moderators and verification processes to ensure fairness. Ultimately, the most entertaining fake runs often become memes within the community, celebrated for their absurdity rather than their perceived legitimacy. It's a reminder that while we chase the
WR, there's also a huge amount of fun to be had in observing the extremes of the hobby, even the dishonest ones.
Preguntas Frecuentes
What makes a Minecraft speedrun "fake"?
A Minecraft speedrun is considered "fake" if it's intentionally manipulated or fabricated to appear legitimate, often involving edited gameplay, impossible glitches, or impossibly lucky RNG to achieve a record time without genuine skill or effort.
Are fake speedruns common in Minecraft?
While less common on official leaderboards due to verification processes, fake or heavily edited "funny" speedrun compilations are popular content online. Many creators make them for entertainment and views.
How do speedrunning communities deal with fake submissions?
Most communities have strict verification rules. Submissions require clear video proof, often with specific on-screen elements like timers. Moderators review these submissions, and fakes are typically rejected and sometimes publicly called out.
Why would someone fake a speedrun if it's going to be rejected?
The motivation is often not to get onto leaderboards, but to create viral content for platforms like YouTube. The entertainment value of a hilariously bad or obviously fake run can generate more views and engagement than a standard, legitimate run.
What's the difference between a glitch and a fake speedrun?
Glitches are unintended behaviors in the game that runners discover and exploit to save time. A fake speedrun often uses fabricated glitches, impossible sequences, or outright editing to achieve times that are not possible within the game's actual mechanics or legitimate exploits.
So there you have it – a deep dive into the hilarious and often baffling world of fake Minecraft speedruns. It’s a testament to the creativity of some individuals, even if that creativity is aimed at deception. The sheer audacity is what makes these runs memorable! What are some of the funniest fake speedruns *you've* seen? Drop a comment below and let's discuss! And if you’re looking for genuine
speedrun content or want to join a community passionate about pushing the limits, make sure to check out our Discord server. Let's keep the spirit of
speedrunning alive, both the legit and the laughably fake!
